Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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