we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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