Plan B is the new Plan A
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
what day is it and did you see me today?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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