How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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