i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i barfeds in our rink
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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