What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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