please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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