I love black thongs
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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