Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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