Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Oh god it's open bar.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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