I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I think I sprained my soul last night
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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