I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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