Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
