btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I supernannyed him into submission
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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