Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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