Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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