Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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