What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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