Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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