Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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