Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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