The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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