I looked at my own cervix.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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