HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I'm really busy with my period
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