is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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