I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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