I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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