idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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