How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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