He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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