On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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