I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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