honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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