I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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