8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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