I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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