I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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