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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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