Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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