Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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