Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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