During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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