So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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