the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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