Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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