Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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