Christians are straight up FREAKS
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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