I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
