I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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