I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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